The Good China.

Last week, my 8-year-old nephew Nathan came home from school with his Thanksgiving art project. It was a turkey made from brown construction paper. On each of its tail feathers a word was scrawled stating something was thankful for—things like Mom, Dad, Roxy the dog... 

On one of the feathers was written the word “China”.

When quizzically asked why he was thankful for China, Nathan said “Because that’s where we get all of our things.”

Duh.